laposuction

the medical term for getting that annoying stripper off your lap

the woman wouldnt leave. had to go to hospitol for laposuction

by clam man August 8, 2010

Lipomuffin

liposuction/muffin.Derogatory term for a large vagina requiring surgery.

proper lipomuffin,my muffincanon can't even touch the walls.women thats squeezed out too many love puppies or overwieght that her flaps clap in the wind.

by oxocubes1 October 14, 2011

ladominicky

The name of a small creature that lives in a pocket.

A nickname for the name Dominic.

A nickname for your genitals.

Wanna see my ladominicky? ;)

by rnoldbb April 16, 2014

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Lapolamue

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017

Lapman

A ship name that means one of the cutest couples in the world🍦

Wow see those cuties over there, must be lapman💝

by avajane May 5, 2018