Chaos is a ladder

A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.

Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

by JESSNJOS October 4, 2019

ladder theory

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.

However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).

Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*

by stainable September 8, 2007

Climb the Ladder

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.

Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.

by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

crazy ladder

when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;

yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!

by apacrsyeeeah baby January 13, 2011

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018