Kuder Poach

v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.

Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some trankalazer darts so she stops quiverin.

by Derger October 18, 2008

Koser

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit and instead of it being enjoyable. it feels like the world is ending if only the smell dosent take you first.

It may often splash up, as a final "fuck you" which makes the wiping process that much worse.

X:Dude I dont know what i ate last night but I just dropped a koser and am still surprised im here.

Y: Yeah man, those really can ruin not only a day but a week.

by Gern-haha December 14, 2010

koser

loser but misspelled

-you suck
-oh fuck you, you KOSER
-*loser

by nick_fox February 20, 2020

Kukermonger

you know what it means.

"Oh man, when that fat kid did a cart wheel, i could see his kukermonger."

by Collin January 15, 2004

Kusel

A waste of space. Something the world is better off without.

You are a complete and utter Kusel. You are a discredit to your race and fellow man

by Country Jim 08 April 4, 2009

koser

for something to be nasty, not right or just something you wouldnt do

oh my goodness did you see her nappy hair, i swear that aint koser

by chanae November 22, 2003

Kusmer

The crust that develops under the foreskin of a non circumsized penis.

The boys mother had to take him to the doctor due an infection caused by excessive kusmer on his penis.

by Doctor Ann-Marrie September 19, 2012