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Dirty Krystal-Rose

When you curse your friend to have a baby and try to make your friend be the dad.
“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019
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krystal E.D

absoultly the funniest person EVER !!!

very loving && doesnt like confrentation...
thinks about peoples feelings before her own :)

loves food, hair spray & heels !!

keeps guys wanting more. but doesnt let them walk all over her..
lives life day by day. pretty much the best friend EVER !

energetic & loves to do things that deal eith nature!

loves tequila but knows her limits !

all around a good person !
by smore <3 May 7, 2010
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Krystal

Krystal means a person who has abs, is a god, sex, gets all the girls and has the biggest dick in the world.
Krystal is my husband he is soo sexy.
by Krystal Arafat December 9, 2018
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Krystal Bryan

Tyler: wow much room for my peepee

Krystal: yas it’s because I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 18, 2018
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krystal bryan

Has a big ol’ hairy wide booty hole with a shlong peepee
Tyler: much butthole room for my peepee

Krystal: Yas bc I’m Krystal Bryan
by Kk dod October 18, 2018
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krystal krack

"Yo, why did this blunt fuck me up so fast?"
"Haven't you heard? It's Krystal Krack!"
by 8.th.Angel. June 28, 2018
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krystal gibson

krystal is THE BOMB. COM!!

she's beautiful smart pretty and if ur lucky enough for her to like u then u should be honored and great full she's in ur life
Krystal Gibson your one of those girls that if wife if I didn't like Dick so much lol
by love alyvia August 14, 2018
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