kryptonite

Best type of weed in the world please believe it

That kryptonite kept me indoors last night

by HintonSparks October 15, 2006

black kryptonite

Crystal MDMA

if you see it in large amounts, it looks like a flower of crystal. Black in the middle, fading out toward the edge..

feeling cush with my black kryptonite

by Salami June 11, 2006

Kryptostylenic

A word with more fluff than actual meaning, this lazy bastardization of a fabricated technicality can be stapled on to any sentence for immediate pseudo-intelligence points.

Male:"Yuck, look at her! How kryptostylenic."

Potential Lay:"Take me now!"

by MTA June 26, 2004

kriptonite

The green shit that comes from The Grinch's ass that weakens superheroes from Kripton like Superman, Wonderwoman, and that little midget down the hall from your apartment.

The kriptonite weakened my cousin Jerry's milking powers during sexual intercourse last night.

by koolzero December 31, 2014

kryptonise

alternate spelling: kryptonize; meaning to inflict limitations on personal power, a personal weakness
see kryptonite

Her verbal assuage of my complexion kryptonised my generally quick and clever wit.

by Rainier October 13, 2006

Kryptonazy

Meaning to have a wild and crazy night that may cost you some pieces of sanity due to excess drug sex and alcohol

Cherry got kryptonazy and has to go to the free clinic.

by Kobee Bonner and Cameron Pleasant January 30, 2008

KryptoNike

The worst brand of shoes that don't even last a couple of days and can cause dangerous blisters

My feet hurt like hell, must have been due to the KryptoNikes I'm wearing

by Humerian January 14, 2011