klisker

You’re that guy, you’re cool, awesome, the man

Bro you’re a klisker for real.

by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021

Krispy krime

Any illegal or morally dubious activity involving a Krispy Kreme donut

My mate just got caught with his dick in a donut, got sentenced to 25 years in jail for Krispy Krime

by GooseBoi February 11, 2022

Krispy Kreme

When a cuck husband lays under his wife and allows for her lovers jizz to drip from her pussy onto his face.

Kalan loves to get Krispy kremed by his wife's bull

by Blackcucksanonymous October 27, 2023

Kosby Krispies

A Tasty Sedative Approved by Your very own William Cosby

Hey ladies! Tired of Boring old poptarts! Well Kosby Krispies will do the dick... I MEAN Trick sry typo

by ulunga November 8, 2018

krispey kreme

Food of choice if you want to know what a heart attack feels like.

That Krispey Kreme doughnut was so good I had to get an angiogram of my coronary arteries after eating it!

by superiormind July 2, 2005

Krispie Tits

When you are with a girl who has fake boobs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty shell inside of her chest. When you grab the breasts all you hear is the sound ""snap crackle pop"

"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"

by The Balloon Nazis September 19, 2009

Kliph Scale

Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking

A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".

A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.

1. (Kliph Scale passing by)

Rob: Kliph Scale!

Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.

2. (At the Office)

Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?

Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6

Rob: Na, at least a 7

by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009