klap pearls

clamidia pus ball

i thought it was a candy but it was a klap pearls

by Nevermind who October 8, 2019

Kalphobia

An annoying bitch

Kal“Yea i have kalphobia”
Literally anyone with a brain“Oh you much be an annoying pedo ass bitch then huh?”
Kal “Yea pretty much “

by REDFrog(; December 8, 2019

Klaptopmaniac

A person who routinely steals precious coffeeshop real-estate by propping up a laptop.

Friend: "Hey, let's go to Timbertrain, it's one of the best coffee shops in Vancouver"

Me: "Too bad there's nowhere to sit, it's full of Klaptopmaniacs"

by isaac6172 March 8, 2020

klapak

Klapak means when u are dumb as fuck

You are klapak

by Kurac12 December 10, 2020

Klap

When you rip a fart so large it can destroy Russia

He let in a Klap so large, it nuked our school.

by Octorok(rouxboi) March 24, 2021

Koaphobia

To dislike to project hatred onto me, Koa.

“Hey, I don’t think Koa is very swaggy.”
“Dude, that’s Koaphobia.”

by Kabieoa May 26, 2021

Klashiv

its where you have sexual intercourse with a horse

Frank: Hey Walter, Want to Klashiv a horse later?
Walter: Sure lets Klashiv a horse

by anonymous May 28, 2021