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Kias

Kias is a big hugger and a kind soul. At times he may switch to an alter ego where you may be challenged by big dick energy. That is not for consumption. Keep Kias out your mouth and especially away from children. We love Big Daddy Kias.
Big Boy Kias is on a mad one today lads. He just squashed an infant under his boot with ease!
by The UK's Messiah April 13, 2020
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Kia

Can’t believe Kia punched my gran, she’s even life support dirty bitch
by Patrick swazee May 31, 2020
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Kia

God overpowering all of us. Humanity’s destruction
Me: wait is that Kia?
Cc: yeah
Me: oh no
by Mango360 September 25, 2020
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when she’s your friend she will be sweet and you’ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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Wee Kia

Ehhh wee Kiaaaaaasaa
by Lololell November 23, 2021
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Kia

Karen’s best friend.Kia could be a nice person, that could play the role of being nice to people she dislikes,very good at acting. She could be a good listener, but could pretend to be an acquaintance. Has a quirky personality but its a disguised to get people to like her, and hide her personality disorder. Could have issues with her sexuality, but she is true to her family. Has trouble making decisions about her career, could have a career of success but likes to take breaks, in reality she not happy with her career choices. Loves to take breaks, manipulates people to do her job or things for her. Usually works as a cashier, or as a server. She loves animals, and the beach. Could be a type of car.
Karen: I love Kia she is my best friend!
by NatVeryCool November 23, 2021
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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
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