The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.

Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.

by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011

Kenith

1. A warrior-mentality type of guy with a strong hankering to cook dead things over an outdoor fire. 2. An incredible lover who is a bit kinky, creative and pays very close attention to the needs of their partner in the sack. 3. Rooted in gaelic, means "Best Friend". 4. Slang for Mr. Mom.

"That guy...he's a real Kenith in bed!"

by knottybynaturecelt February 3, 2010

Karitha

an African Goddess who brings wealth to those who are good to others.

May the Great Karitha bring honor to you for your kindness and nice.

by BigMamma2.0 November 11, 2011

keith david

Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.

Keith David is love, Keith David is life.

by Mr.tay May 24, 2016

keith harris jr

a cute kid with a big ass penis also he likes putting it in girls

keith harris jr is a cute kid with a big dick

by 123hjsks October 5, 2017

keith buggy

Refers to when absolutely off your tits on yokes

Ah man look at that bloke, he’s such a Keith buggy!

by Soap dog November 4, 2017

Krithy

Usually, a person's name that originates from India. They have a round face and have the smallest eyebrows of any girl. They may or may not have dimples and love to smile. They are out speaking but can keep a secret if required. They are emotional but try to hide it from everyone. They have many friends and loves to hang out with friends.

A Krithy loves the people she has in life!

by Bhasher123 May 2, 2020