Guy: I caught some punk kelping my Pug! Lud: Why a Pug? Guy:Well if you saw the equipment on him, it was the only bree of dog he could do! Lud: well , I guess that's true, because my skinny little prick could only fit in such a small dog,that's why I have one!
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A big headed bitch, who tends to steal beautiful girls boyfriends when she should just go and get a girlfriend/boyfriend (bisexual) of her own.
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person 1: did you just see that girl?😯
person 2:yeah, she looked like a Kellie
Person 3: Kellie you so ugly
Kellie:*walks away*
Person 2: oh shit, here comes her best friend
*punch kick punch slap)
person 2:yeah, she looked like a Kellie
Person 3: Kellie you so ugly
Kellie:*walks away*
Person 2: oh shit, here comes her best friend
*punch kick punch slap)
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