Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.
Charlie Kelly is God.
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
by jshrubz April 25, 2011
Get the Charlie Kelly mug.When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.
Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017
Get the kellyanned mug.A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
Get the KELLEY BONER mug.Kelisa is a beautiful girl who has a big heart. She shares with people a lot even though she doesn’t want to but she just likes to see people happy! She is very smart but at the same time she doesn’t listen very well. She’s soft but she doesn’t play! She is a forgiving and loving person and she will do anything to make someone happy. Kelisa may not look like she can fight but she has hands. If you meet a Kelisa, keep her and stay with her because if u don’t youll regret it and your gonna wanna be with her again whether it’s a friendship or a relationship.
by Kelisa February 10, 2018
Get the Kelisa mug.I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
by memlurd January 24, 2017
Get the Kellyanne Conway mug.AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
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