Keeton

THE MAN WITH THE WORLDS LARGEST COCK, BIG ENOUGH TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE MARIANA TRENCH. BETTER THAN ALL ETHANS AT VIDEO GAMES.

I got my back blown out by Ethan and his cock was so small, luckily Keeton was there to blow out my back.

by Uncle Ruckus Luvr October 20, 2022

keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.

Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?

by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024

Keetii

Basically means gate or katies character. Could have other meanings, though.

“That keetii is so tacky.“

by m3ph0n3 July 18, 2024

kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.

He is such a kade keeton.

by ckkapicka September 21, 2016

gareth keetan

Our god jog on

Gareth keetan is our god jog on

by Slonkongbotol June 12, 2019

James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

Jayson Keeton-Harris

He will steal your girl. He will get your mom. He loves your dog. He loves your cat. William Evans also sucks at Fortnite.

Jayson Keeton-Harris is a cool, honest, respectable, and not annoying guy.

by Istealyourgirl05 September 27, 2022