Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.

I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.

by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010

Shish kebab

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

by KEBABboi June 30, 2018

kebab fanny

a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab

Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny

Steve: What's a kebab fanny?

Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab

by SwaggyMcYoloTits September 21, 2013

kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.

I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!

by Solthesun August 10, 2016

mud kebab

A name for a penis covered in shit.

1. Man i sure did enjoy eating that mud kebab last night

2. How's your mud kebab going?

by Peter Coombs April 30, 2006

kebab slag

someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot

erica is such a kebab slag

by superdobbo56 May 8, 2010

Kebab shop

A shop where you buy kebabs

I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014