Jopping

The act of masturbating as a sport, for both exercise and competition. Like jelqing, but less about trying to improve the length and more about improving the self.

May sometimes include a Joppey, who aids in the jopping session by providing support.

"Yeah, I started jopping recently! My Joppey has really been helping me improve. It's great cardio!"

by vespabees May 28, 2024

Jopping

A method of masturbation used by mormons that is seen as more holy. When jopping, the individual's own feet are used instead of their hands, as their hands are to remain behind their back.

"Bro I swear I've never felt closer to God than when I was jopping last night."

by number_one_jopper December 13, 2024

Joppy

Something really awesome

"Morgan got a new car, It's joppy"

by xdSparkx January 16, 2025

jeppstein

The type of energy an adult who engages in weird friendships with minors, puts out.

I can't invite David over anymore, he definitely gives off jeppstein vibes around my neighbours kids

by Majestic Lion March 18, 2025

JOPS

jerk off, poop, and shower

I’ll be there soon I have to JOPS b4 I get there tho

by Mr.JOPanator June 20, 2025

Joppy

Adjective. Beer drinkers' jargon meaning joyously hoppy.

I do enjoy a joppy IPA!

by Baking Brad November 9, 2025

Joppy

Adjective. A term used by beer drinkers meaning Joyously hoppy.

I really enjoy a joppy West Coast IPA.

by Baking Brad November 9, 2025