Jooperise

When you spray aftershave into someone’s mouth, nose and eyes. Then tape them all shut so the spray can soak into the blood, leading to fatality.

Joe: “yo dad, I jooperised Nathaniel yesterday, he died...”

To get jooperised

I jooperised him

To jooperise

by PRODBYMYSTIC May 16, 2021

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Jonyer

Jonyer is the center of attention in the middle of a circle jerk containing all men.

Cliff Jones wants him some Jonyer and afterwards him and Jonyer will go to Arby's for roast beef

by Damius Muse July 25, 2021

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Joner

Hot and Sexy Man, ultimate cucker and pussy slayer

"OMG is that Joner"
"he is so hot that I just came in my pants"

by DefinatlyNotCActus July 30, 2021

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Jonier

Jonier is a girl with a nice ass and big titties.

She also has a nice face ig however not many people look her in the eyes because of her mommy milikers.

Guy: Did you see the hottie with the titties?!
Guy 2: You mean Jonier!

by Jenny or Jen November 21, 2021

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Jonner bonner

He’s the coolest guy you will meet he has a generous amount of dick and he pipes thots for fun.

Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet

Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!

by Jonas bonas November 21, 2021

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