Johnathan

One of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate * will always make you smile some how. He is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. He is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! He is also hot and you can never get enough of him.

I really like Johnathan, he's awesome.

by letsg0insan3 November 26, 2010

johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!

by diplo85 September 22, 2008

Johnstown NY

Similar to its neighbor, Gloversville, but with slightly less ugly appearance, Johnstown is one of the most pointless places to live. At a first glance, Johnstown seems like the nicest place on Earth but in reality there is absolutely nothing to do and 95% of the population consists of inbred hicks whose ancestors have lived here for hundreds of years. The remaining 5% of the population move there. The town, which has less than 10,000 people living in it, is littered with filthy scumbags, bad parenting, unbelievably high taxes, a "mall" with 5 shops and a movieplex, and of course, actual litter. No one bothers to clean it up, except for on the rail trail, where the trash reappears almost instantly. Several people have been killed on said rail trail, which runs through Johnstown and Gloversville. Your best luck at finding a job here is at Burger King or Dunkin' Donuts. Many people only stay here because it is "safer" than other nearby cities.

I live in New York." "NEW YORK CITY?!" "No, Johnstown NY." "Oh..that's cool..

by lololololhai January 22, 2011

The Johnstones

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007

johnee

Traditional a girls name and only given to beautiful girls. She is a perfect woman who is also the most amazing. Whoever has one as significant other is very lucky.

Are you and Johnee you together? Yeah I'm one blessed guy.

by Holy moley a tomato March 4, 2017

Johnathon

Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.

I love Johnathon.

by kykycakes December 20, 2019

Johnathan

Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal

Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties

by King_dagger_dick November 22, 2018