jog off

an endearing term to otherwise tell people that you don't like to walk away and stay away...

Hey T... You are really getting on my nerves... Why don't you just jog off

by KTBF July 23, 2009

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Get your jog on

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

by AEI June 09, 2007

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After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

by Travlaki October 30, 2008

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Snow Jog

Jogging in deep snow with a very good friend gradually going faster while each participant says "snow jog" in a deep growling voice faster and faster. Good for drunken times.

"Hey Jen! Want to go for a SNOW JOG"...says the realy drunk guy.

by Stevensons Lodge December 16, 2008

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clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010

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