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Jizzy Jet 

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.
stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!
Jizzy Jet by UltraBaller April 9, 2011
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Jizzy Jordan 

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
Jizzy Jordan by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle 

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.
"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

Jizzy Osbourne 

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.
Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
Jizzy Osbourne by srika December 5, 2013

jizzy twists 

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.

2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.
1) Yo did you hear that new song by Jizzy D?

2)What was the name of that guy from GTA, Jizzy D?
Jizzy D by King fuck wad December 21, 2016

Jizzy Effect 

When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect
Jizzy Effect by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021