Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Wire-jerker

Electrician with only basic skills
Poorly trained or dumb sparky

I called the sparky and he sent me this wire-jerker. He can pull cables but he's useless at fault finding.

by asabove January 25, 2009

Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it

Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard

by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025

Night Jerker

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”

Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.

by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016

Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021