Jerk

an irredeemably lascivious sphincter and a dastardly, all-defiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.
Person 1: Leslie is so fucking stupid and neurotic.
Person 2: Yeah, shes a total jerk.
by Tovarish November 20, 2017
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not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.
girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.
by what-fucking-ever May 17, 2006
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JERK!

what you say to people that don't wear sweater vests
Girl 1: "I own one!"

Girl 2: "I own one!"

Girl 1: "you don't own one!"

Both girls: "JERK!"
by Dr.Feldkircher March 14, 2010
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Jerk

1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products
She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another
by pickle breath September 18, 2009
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Jerk

A new, upcoming, popular dance; mainly in Southern California.

Dance can be described as a repetitive and fast-moving.
Hey! Do you guys wanna jerk?!

This is a good jerking song!
by Kristine<3JustinBieber February 01, 2011
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Jerk

Person 1: Yo, that dude's shit is tight.

Person 2: Hell yeah, he's a straight Jerk!

pimp
by Codine1984 August 25, 2009
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