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jarting

When your significant other blows a huge load in your ass and everytime you fart for the next few hours a bit of jizz comes along with it.
Emily: hey becky last night andy came in my ass and i was jarting all night long!

Becky: omg next time tell him to pull out!
by Noone000 June 11, 2017
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jarczyk

a person with poofy hair, usually unecesarily douche. This person tends to hate everyone and everything and they do it with out breaking a solid d minor. (monotone.)
That dude who threw his skate boardm into mine was a complete jarczyk. He had no idea what he was doing, he was probably just think of hair products that will make his follicles grow straight up.
by mr. cool? December 9, 2007
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Jart

To jizz and fart at the same time.
Sammy was so excited that he jarted!
by hellonikki April 9, 2010
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JART

1. A team of four super cool musicians that entrance many a club patron with thier awesome new wave sound
2. A team of four pilots of their own respective craft, each representing an animal of some nature. All of which combine, when that power is called upon, to form the amazing JARTron... a mech who's power is so great,
even conceiving that it has limits is utter blastphemy
3. 1 and 2 are not related...or are they?
4. A word used to describe something that is simply too awesome for words.
1. JART showed off it's rightous thrashing skills at the club last evening.
2. When the world was faced with an unspeakable peril, JART arrived and kicked peril in it's appropriate "peril kicking" places.
3. JART the band is not JART the ultra super science ninja team that protects Earth from city-smashing-monsters(tm) by wielding giant animal robots that form a super robot of unstoppable power...or are they?
4. Man....JART is just....JART!
by Mcaffy March 25, 2004
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jartip

Another word for a "tip jar."

Commonly used slang in Spanish restaurants with power outages announced by "RRR-KLICK!"
"The jartip was stolen when the power went out."
by Kharzy January 4, 2006
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Jart

Similar to a shart, but produced out of an erect penis.

ie: To jart, verb. Jarted, pastence.
1) I pre maturely ejartulated.

2) She was going to go down, but I jarted instead.

3) She asked me to jart on her feet.

4) If jarting last more than 4 hours, use condom inplace of depends.

5) I jarted on the small area of her back.

6) Baby I just jart, but that doesn't mean i'm done.

7) "I took her to my house casue' she was fine, then she whipped out a jart stick bigger than mine." -Afroman
8) Interratial jarting

9) Anal jarting, that's shitty.
by Bobeaty July 9, 2010
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Jautzee

The genetic reaction that occurs when a Jewish man or woman has a a child with a follower of the Nazi faith. Creating a personality that can only be hated due to common genetic confusion. Said Jautzee simple doesn't know which faith to follow. That of the Jewish religion, or that of the Nazi faith. When all people widely know that Nazi's were the enemy of any Jewish man or woman during the holocaust. Mixing these two personas simple creates chaos in the brain, which results in creating a child that will be a crazy bitch, that you simple will hate.
1.) Person 1: Dude, you'r moms a bitch.
Person 2:Yeah, She's kind of a Jautzee

2.)Teacher: QUITE DOWN! You will be assigned 20 pages of reading tonight!
Student 1: Woah, what her problem?

Student 2:I bet she's a Jautzee..
by TheDezPez December 17, 2010
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