Janglish

Words used by Japanese people that sound/look like English words, but have different (sometimes completely different) meanings. Eg. kanin-suru (first part sounds like "cunning") refers to cheating on a test, but "cunning" in English refers to a general skill for getting what one wants or for deceiving.

Westerner: In Japan, do you live in a house?
Japanese: No, I live in a *mansion*.
Westerner: Wow! a very big house for rich people???
Japanese: No, *mansion* is a home in a building.
Westerner: Oh! You mean an apartment/flat/condo!
Japanese: Ok, sure. In Japan, people call them *mansions*.
Westerner: Oh, I see - *mansion* is Janglish!

by Te Ahiru August 16, 2011

bo jangles

It's your nutz.
Your Bo Jangles!

Yo my Bo Jangles be Danglin' and Janglin' and Danglin' and Janglin'.

by Cum-Chup June 25, 2005

Jandle

A word used in New Zealand/Aotearoa for a type of footwear...
From the Japanese Sandal...
A thong in Australia
A flipflop in US

Made of rubber.
COMFY!

Dont wear socks with jandles!

"Hi, where did you get those jandles?"

The sand was too hot so she put on her jandles

by Layla..... July 26, 2005

jangley box

a vagina that is lose floppy and otherwise gross it is also often smelly

yo i was totally gonna slay that girl last night but she had the most jangley box so i told her to peace.

i used my jangley box as a weapon when i dangled it on a mans face

by bosscrevase July 5, 2009

jingle jangle

Description for something that is beautiful, easy, carefree and/or simply wonderful.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

(Bob Dylan: Mr. Tambourine Man)

by kaiser38fuenf January 19, 2010

Janal Fever

An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.

"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"

"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."

by Janal Maniac December 24, 2014

Janglesteined

Janglesteined - (n) (adj) - The illuminati's deceptive use of race, religion, fractional reserve banking, usury, pharmaceutical drugs, 5G, and the combination of which to extrapolate power by keeping us all divided and in fear of one another and in debt to private banking institutions, all while blaming it on one another instead of the illuminati and the banks.

'Damn bro, he got the vax, and all the boosters..' 'Yep, JANGLESTEINED!'

by billyjones2024 December 1, 2022