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child: "you cant do that!"
Jan: "do what i want"
Jan by acesaxolotl February 14, 2022
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a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script
ugh there is jan
jan by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022
Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.
Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp
Jan by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022
(Just a nobody) Someone who truly doesnt matter
No its ok say what you want thats jan
jan by janruan August 20, 2022
A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.
Jan by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022
Nomar I see you
Look outside Nomar, Jan is there
Jan by Nomb9 September 29, 2022