Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005

jagon

A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.

After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.

by Ali G Aight April 26, 2006

jagon

One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.

Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.

Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!

Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?

Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.

by Leon JQ May 18, 2009

Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

by John Lease August 5, 2007

Jagoff

A regional, childhood, Hawaiian slang for masturbation.

Whoa brah! What took so long? You was jagging off in da bathroom?
That guy, goin' home aftah school and goin go jagoff I bet.

by evilizac January 8, 2010

Jagoff

Northern term meaning fucking asshole.

ie; Deralict, mean, or ugly

I was late for work and got fired. The manager is a serios Jagoff man.

Dude, you look like a Jagoff in nem pantz en at.

by Jo Nutz August 20, 2003

jagoff

a song by Zebrahead

"JagOff" is my favorite Zebrahead song, along with "Playmate of the Year", "I'm Money", "Rescue Me", "Subtract You", and "Into You".

by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008