Jabber 

A slang term for a joint.

Wanna toke this jabber?

Jabber by Jabber Jake December 30, 2008

Jabberwocky

an unknown creature that you have no explenation for.

a medium sized creature runs through the woods in front of you. it scares the crap out of you and you have no clue what it was but you dont think it was a normal animal so you say, it must have been a jabberwocky!!!

Jabberwocky by Damian Wood January 13, 2009

jelly jabber 

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

jelly jabber by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Jibber jabber 

A Jibber Jabber is someone who talks, but makes absolutely no sense. They never seem to realise that no one knows what they are saying, so carry on regardless. You can usually spot a Jibber Jabber by the person they are talking to. They generally look extremely confused and their eyebrows are pushed deep over their eyes in a bid to take some sort of information from the interaction.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber square jibber jabber jibber jabber quadratic jibber jabber jibber jabber year 10.

Confused party: Err, I don't know, Err.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber 7.15 jibber jabber.

Confused party: Mate, I have no clue what you are talking about!

Jibber jabber by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013

Brush my jibbers 

To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.

Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.

Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.

Brush my jibbers by Urbansponge May 4, 2009

jabber laps

The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch.
Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon.
Often referred to as hoons.

The doof doof boys are doing jabber laps again.

jabber laps by K8T October 10, 2006

jabber jockey 

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

jabber jockey by sputnik radio May 16, 2008