Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012

iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

by Joemom12 February 12, 2014

Iripino

A person of Irish and Filipino descent.

Iripinos like to make jokes about Grexicans.

by PersonYouMetInTheHague July 6, 2010

Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.

Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.

by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021

Iraqi

Irrate Rednecks Against Queer Indians

I am a member of the IRAQI, so go away

by hmm April 19, 2005

Iraqi

1. Regarded to be 'the new black.'
2. Bad ass gangsta motherfucker that once had a glorious civilization and now is slightly bitter about it.

Yo Iraqi, wanna come smoke shisha with me tonight?

by JohnVenezwella September 15, 2005

Iration

pron.(i-rai-tion)a)The Rastafarian state of mind, from which, one is absent of the world, but within the self;only to be achieved by inhaling holy smoke.

Ex.
Snoop Dog:"The blunt smells so good, that I cant wait to feel the iration! Foshizzle? My nizzle?"

"The iration I got from those special brownies was intense!"

by Rastafarian559 February 11, 2009