ham in the oven

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.
"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"
by smashley p December 16, 2013
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Toaster Oven

When a gay woman has sexual relations with a straight girl.
Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
by keyzersoze August 04, 2009
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 23, 2009
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Canuck Oven

Similar to Dutch oven, but with the Canadian twist of wearing a snow suit. This unfortunate event occurs when you pass gas while wearing a snow suit and the odours waft up the suit right into your face.
The other day while I was running after the puck while playing street hockey I canuck ovened myself. It was gross cuz we ate poutines for lunch that day.
by chantz0007 January 16, 2012
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slut -oven

slut -oven; a vulger term for the vaginia of a whore
slut -oven ; I would never stick my dick in her slut -oven
by dice562 July 29, 2007
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Joyce Oven

farting in a girls mouth while she's simultaneously tosses your salad and jerks you off.
Last night I gave this girl a Joyce Oven and she shallowed my fart.
by Bob Miller February 04, 2005
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Funk Oven

The ass, more specifically the anus.
Stew ate something that disagreed with him and now he's got something nasty baking in his funk oven!
by WisconsinDawn November 18, 2012
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