by davidvi January 15, 2017

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)
Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!
by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020

by omgmaddie November 19, 2010

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.
Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.
Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
by possibly a human, possibly not April 25, 2019

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
by kill yourself please December 4, 2005

is a phrase commonly used to refer to the feelings you get towards something of appeal. It is a common phrase among pop culture *ie kpop, army/armies, and other fandoms.
by rapmonnie_kookie December 2, 2017
