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hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster
Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5
by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017
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Hydro flask

There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.

It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
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sammy hydro

someone who is a savage at night and a sweetheart at day; someone you wouldn't want to miss out chilling with
tommy- Hey wanna do something tonight?
bobby- idk are you trying to be like sammy hydro?
tommy- who doesn't wanna be like sammy hydro?
by whiteboy3500 November 20, 2016
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go hydro

(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.

Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.
"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."
by Izus Pally November 26, 2022
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dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
by Fart42069 July 24, 2021
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hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers
After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.
by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019
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hydro flask

an overrated water bottle that expensive.mainly vsco girls have them
sarah is a vsco girl she has a hydro flask
by dont start March 3, 2020
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