Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

Hydro-Leafed

When you slide on a wet leaf outside during the rain in flip flops....

Just slid on a leaf outside in the rainy backyard..I think I hydro-leafed at least 10 feet....I looked like a crazy version of Dorothy Hamill in ice capades....

by Deb N January 3, 2011

Hydro

Hydro can be used in the place of fire, lit, or anything else meaning great. This slang is from Atlanta, but the specifics of its origins are as yet unknown.

That restaurant is amazing! My dinner was mad hydro.

by risk531 February 27, 2019

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025

Hydro Seed

To cum all over someone in the shower.

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.

by Scorpiocum August 7, 2020

hydro

abbreviation for the word “hydroflask”: a type of waterbottle used by “vsco girls”

you still use a swell? I use a hydro because it saves the turtles.

by vscogirl312 October 6, 2019

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019