hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

by Aunty Lope May 4, 2005

Hung like John Wayne Bobbitt

Penis cut off with knife.

Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!

by BayAreaBiker August 23, 2008

Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '

Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "

by muffmeister October 11, 2016

Hung like a woman

A term used among men to infer that another man does not have correct genitalia.

Dude 1: John is such a dick!
Dude 2: Yeah what a tool
Dude 1: He gets a lot of women, must have a big dick
Dude 2: Are you sure? Because Sally told me he was hung like a woman!

by R1NGOSUAVE June 10, 2010

hung like a pringles can

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.

"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"

by chuncky May 23, 2008

hung like a pony

Having a small or irregular penis which turns off most women.

Reneil is hung like a pony. With his penis the women that he has intercourse with moans ur so small reneil ur so small and also ur hung like a pony.

by PWNERMIKE September 16, 2007

hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees August 20, 2008