Humanity

The worst, most stupid race on planet earth, only a few of their kind have proven to be smart.
Why is humanity so stupid you ask?

Go to these sites and look for yourself:
-youtube.com
-.9gag.com
-facebook.com
-stupidhumans.org

1) Wow, i have lost all faith in humanity.

2) The internet is the place where we see that humanity is fucked.

by MutsKun November 8, 2016

Human Waste

A waste of human potential or a person who is a waste of space. An evil or trouble making type who is about as useful as poop.

John is such human waste he sells drugs and beats people up for a living even though he could have got into college.

by Anonymous123456789101 July 12, 2012

humans

sad people who walk and cry til they die

did u know that i am a humans

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 29, 2019

human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010

human cockroach

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

humanimal

The humanimal is a hybrid of human and animal features, biological characteristics and/or behaviours.

The Wolf Children of Midnapure: feral children found living with wolves in Bengal, India, in 1920. Their eyes, for example, shone blue at night: an humanimal adaptation.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist August 20, 2006

Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

by xSelectivex July 3, 2011