Hofercookies

Two chocolate chip cookies with spread of choice in between dunked in preferred chocolate with one scoop of preferred ice-cream on top.

Man, I wish I had some Hofercookies right now!

by TheyCallMeHoff January 14, 2011

Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

hofer hopper

Switching from ass to mouth to the vag rapidly and rember Gary nye watches u

I had the best hofer hopper with Samantha last night

by Hofer hopper April 24, 2017

hoofer valve

To exhaust all your energy is to burst a hoofer valve

I chased the crim who broke into my house until I burst my hoofer valve

by Happy wanderer 68 February 10, 2018

Howler

Howler is a nice dude who likes to suck on crusty toes. He tends to howl while people shove their feet in his asshole. Howler tends to hang around padawae and lay on his toes padawae is quite perverted and cuts off peoples toes in lour the howler in and then rape him but he usually fails because he has to belch every five seconds and that gives away his position.

Howler had his biggest howl yet it shattered my aney!

by Von Hayden January 29, 2019

Howler

AWOOOOOOO

Howler goes AWOOOOO

by BitchMonkey552 January 29, 2019

Hoofer

a person who goes around and literally scams people for a shit ton of money.

me: i was fucked over by a hoofer not too long ago.
friend: ah same, he took a lot of money from me.

by Luzu May 10, 2019