4 definitions by Von Hayden

Von

Vons are the type of guys to frequently use the term dickhead Some may consider Vons to be out of be out of the ordinary or weird but some might mistake that for being faggots or types of gay rats. Which is true, he is the guy to act like he is tough but actually is a pussy ass bitch and plus who the fuck names their kid von?

Von is so weird he called me a dickhead for no reason. What a gay rat.

by Von Hayden September 28, 2018

Aney

The word Aney is used in the UK to refer to an Asshole

Did you see how Aliya was walking around yesterday she looked like she got raped in the aney.

by Von Hayden September 30, 2018

Howler

Howler is a nice dude who likes to suck on crusty toes. He tends to howl while people shove their feet in his asshole. Howler tends to hang around padawae and lay on his toes padawae is quite perverted and cuts off peoples toes in lour the howler in and then rape him but he usually fails because he has to belch every five seconds and that gives away his position.

Howler had his biggest howl yet it shattered my aney!

by Von Hayden January 30, 2019

Dickhead

A term used by scrawny nerds in middle school meaning that someone is a tip of a dick or the dick head. Used by people who simply can’t come up with any other insults.

Jeez Von is such a dickhead he is actually the definition of cringe.

by Von Hayden December 12, 2018