Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

hooved up

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.

Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!

by PC September 1, 2004

homedog

another name for a "homie".

Me and my homedog's are singin "bling bling goes the donkey named Fred".

by Keith is a WANKSTA!!!! May 9, 2003

hosed down her buttons

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)

Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

toilet hover

Squatting over a toilet while masturbating

I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.

by Keep on Chimping in the free world May 19, 2003

Quantum Hover Device

The equivalent of wheels except in the future. One can have Quantum Hover Devices just like they can have wheels. One can Levitate (Lev) a girl using his said Quantum Hover Devices (QHD).

Quantum Hover Devices are the Wheels of the future!

Guy1 - "Hey man you Leving that girl?"
Guy2 - "Yeah i have big QHDs!"
Guy3 - "Nah, my Quantum Hover Devices are way bigger."
Guy1 - "Let's just all agree that we all have mad QHD."

by BleedingAnis September 24, 2011

Hove Mum

A 'Hove Mum' is a phenomenon which has come about in the city of Brighton & Hove.

Hove has a reputation of being strikingly middle-class and desirable, the area has a lot of families with young children. 'Hove mums' often work part-time or not at all as they have rich husbands (often city working commuters) who provide an already abundant family income.

A typical Hove mum's role includes looking after the children, taking them to extra-curricular activities, lunching with other mums on Church Road or in The Laines in Brighton and taking their kids to Hove Park or St Ann's Well Gardens.

They will often drive Land Rovers and do their shopping in places such as The White Company, Waitrose and Hobbs.

Other tasks involve regular trips to the salon and spa, picking up the family's laundry from the laundrette and preparing picnics to take to Hove beach.

Husband: how was your day?
Hove mum: Oh really busy actually! I finished work at 1, went for lunch with the girls at Otello's on Church Road, picked up Maddison and Finley from school, took them to Hove Park and picked up the laundry on the way back.

by Brightonstar January 5, 2011