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dick hoffer

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"
by Jenou January 22, 2007
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Hollerable

Someone who is single and can be hit on without the pain of a boyfriend or girlfriend in the way.
Hey, man did you hear dat hot ass beezy is hollerable after having dat big fight wit her boy!
by Melissa Carpet May 26, 2006
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parmesan holder

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.
His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.
by jmc December 7, 2003
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strawberry holer

sexual intercourse where the female is on her period and the man inserts his penis into the women's blood-slick vagina. The term can also be applicable to anal sex when the woman's period has leaked over her anus before insertion.
I became a strawberry holer last night when I fucked Ruthie when she was on the rag.
by clairedynamo August 14, 2010
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Holger

faithful spear fighter from the island - Holger is a old scandinavian name for a boy - it's a two-syllabled word: "holm" = island and "ger" = spear or spear fighter
Holger Albrechtsen (1906 - 1992), Norwegian athletic
Holger Löwenadler (1904 - 1977), Swedish film actor
Holger Cahill (1887 - 1960), American, National Director of the Federal Art Projec
by HMfK February 5, 2010
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hollerback girl

Apparently Gwen Stefani isn't one, and it has something to do with bananas. =)
" Ain't no hollerback girl.. " " B-A-N-A-N-A-S! "
by x-star December 28, 2005
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holder

A teen who is often looking for somewhere to "belong" can be sucked into the holder group. Emerging usually in their late junior to early senior high school years, a holder often attempts to look dangerous and "hardcore" by wearing black clothes with flames, ties, ripped clothes, pins and dying their extremely greasy hair. Many holders attempt to express their newfound angst through futile attempts at music with weak lyrics and useless strumming of untuned guitars in comfort zones like a cafeteria. Holders are named for their tendency to physically hold one another in public. These embraces occur frequently between various partners of both sexes and are often accompanied by lewd and disgusting groping and even sexual acts (these usually occur in slightly more removed but hardly private areas like courtyards). See New fad.
Q: Who the hell is playing that shitty music?
A: I don't know... some holder.
by Rabbit March 19, 2004
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