matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.

Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!

by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013

jimmy hoffa

jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.

me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!

by KoR-tAnI December 17, 2006

Jimmy Hoffa

When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.

So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War

The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.

And "Twister" never happened.

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Hoffanomics

This word is based off of the name David Hasselhoff. The man (Myth even), Mr. Hasselhoff, know for SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing down the Berlin, thus freeing Germany from great opression, along with the Great Wall of China. (It was later rebuilt in honor of Hoff, as can be seen from space today)

Hoffanomics is, in every way, the description and ways of David Hasselhoff. The act of bringing down the Wall could be considering Hoffanomics. Making a show such as Baywatch quite possibley the world's most uniting TV show in history could also well be considering Hoffanomics at work.

While "Reganomics" is largely considered to be the cause of the decline of communism in the USSR, most modern historians have come to the conclusion that in fact Hoffanomics was the main driving force behind the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Word created in Dec 2005 in the year of our Lord.

"Hoffanomics bringin' down walls just like gin and tonic!"

"Hey man, you hear the Berlin wall is being brought down?"
"Haha, yeah. Hoffanomics at work."
"What about Reagan?"
"Who?"

by Faytel-Feld-Production July 21, 2008

Hoffmeister Cadence

A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob.

student 1: "dude what did you get for the final cadence?"

student 2: "oh Hoffmeister Cadence"

student 1: "Sweeeet"

by enraged theory student July 17, 2009

Hoffwomper

Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.

Ha, look at that hoffwomper over there

by nev errington September 1, 2010