Chesticles

Big Sister of Junior The Forbidden One

Chesticles often envies what the young son can accomplish in half the time that anyone else tries to

Chesticles has Chesticles, nuff said

by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022

Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009

chesticles

A nickname given to any chick that is blessed with more than a handfull of what men refer to as boobs, tits, hooters, jugs, baby bottles, jesus handles, bouncing betty's, etc.

I hung out with Chesticles last night and had the privilage of holding on to her jesus handles for dear life.

by hateraidPLAYA March 30, 2010

Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

chesticles

Used to describe saggy old breasts which contain roundish implants, resembling an old mans sack.

Man, check out the chesticles on that old skank.

by zorgy April 18, 2006

chesticles

a fat deposit in the upper-body of overweight/obese males. Mainly found among white dudes, they resemble breasts.

*while playing dance dance revolution you might here some fat white dude say* "ow! my chesticles are shaking!"

by man-boob December 8, 2004

Chesticles

Chesticles are anthoer word for a woman's breasts.

Men have testicles and women have chesticles.

by d'na October 24, 2004