hee-won

- not in the urban dictionary therefore pretty cool i'll say

- despises turtle-like people and/or turtles *cough, brady*

- sexy motherfucker hoe bitch

- FLAMIN' MOTHER HOE BAG

"omg did you see that? it's a hee-won!" *points at flaming toast*

"i swear to god, that's a hee-won. look at that dick"

by bradyisgaycunt September 6, 2009

hee haw

A funkyass receptionist who hates her life, and her co-workers, and will stop at nothing to spread her misery to the world.

Man that hee haw is one jive turkey around the office today

She's really been less of a hee haw lately since her husband was shipped off to Iraq...

To bad that Hee Haw got cancer. She will be less entertaining in a hospital bed.

by Ronald Ronaldson July 31, 2006

Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk

"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"

by studebacherhoch May 13, 2004

hee-tee

Men who wished they had vaginas.

It's fun to go downtown and laugh at the hee-tee's.

by Smokey Von Bongwater January 13, 2008

Hee hoo

Its when you’re real habby like when you have 🅱️urple ears and a tail

Mystery: hee hoO
Alfred: Shut up, Mystery
Mystery: bitch I will eat your damn rib cage you ingrown toenail

by Please Die Me September 1, 2019

Hee Hee

Popularly know for being used by a massive nonce(Michael Jackson) it was the noise the children last heard before he locked the basement

Got another one in he basement hee hee

by Michael Jackson is a fat nonce June 16, 2019

HEE HEE PET PET

"HEE HEE PET PET" is the near-incoherent inner babble of a person who is engaging in pleasurable physical activity (petting) with one of their chosen gender, more than likely for the first time in a long time; this can refer not only to the exclamation but to the activity itself.

Glenda found herself somewhat dazed as Marshall kissed her, the words "HEE HEE PET PET!" running through her sex-starved mind.

by Jess Park February 22, 2004