headoomfie

for systems who think “alters” and “headmates” are boring terms, pretty much just a funky way of saying my alter

person 1: broo my least favorite headoomfie is tryna front
person 2: tell them to die idk

by oomfmoment May 15, 2022

turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"

I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!

by definetheworld November 29, 2014

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017

Beckfoot Upper Heaton

Shit school with shit teachers. Boring and depressing, and annoying kids like anannas ehsan haseeb and more...

Beckfoot Upper Heaton is boring

by Dhrudhd January 24, 2020

Can I lay my head on you

This is something a friend says to you while at school or work when they are having a long day if someone asks you this and you say no you should throw your self into a hole and stay their give this friend lots of head scratch’s and stroke them like a cat

Friend: hey are you okay

Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head

Friend: do you want anything

Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you

Friend: yeah for sure

by Leave me alone bitch November 1, 2021

niykee heaton

Term used to describe a woman with voluptuous curves and excessive Botox who has more potential as a pornstar than a musician.

Not to be confused with the term "niykee heaton fan", which is used to describe male niykee heaton followers who wait patiently for an overrated musician to break into the pornography industry.

Friend: Wow, did that girl get stung on her lips by Japanese killer hornets?

Niykee Heaton fan: No, look at her backside, it's clearly a niykee heaton. By the way, I hope she does a porn scene soon.

by Dickstionary December 2, 2016

Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011