Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions
McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”
by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021
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Hatchet Job

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night
by Word handle being used March 22, 2020
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hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.
Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!
by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023
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hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.
she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.
by green starfish June 04, 2010
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purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.
by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017
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Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)
My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.
by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019
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Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.
by big stinky crack baby and shit October 04, 2009
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