Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting
Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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Stephen Hastings

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.
That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.
by kitLUL February 01, 2018
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SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity
friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'
by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023
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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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Hastings kick

The act of kicking the shoes of an unresponsive stranger passed out on the street – who may be overdosing – to nudge them awake to check if they are still breathing or need medical attention. Named after the notorious East Hastings street in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside where the minimally invasive maneuver is done by first responders and concerned bystanders when they suspect a person might be dying from a drug overdose.
He was lying unconscious in the middle of the sidewalk and not responding when talked to, so I gave him the Hastings kick to see if I needed to call 911.
by Kelsey H. June 14, 2024
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adam hastings

only can date a girl for 1 week .almost allways gunna fuck ,good ball player but is gay
adam hastings is soo gay
by neagan November 20, 2019
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
by MOOSELUMS December 05, 2021
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