SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.

Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 7, 2020

Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden

The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power

by HastMessiah October 9, 2025

Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.

SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Wann hast du Geburtstag is a song from the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. In Wann hast du Geburtstag, Rolli and Rita talk about the birthdays of their friends, along with asking the viewer when their own birthday is.

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im April oder im Juli
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im Mai oder im Juli
Im August
September
Oktober
November
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

an amassing of the most insufferable whites one can dream of. mad zionists too. only known for having racist students. if ur here ur either cutting yourself of doing drugs in the woods.

Hastings on Hudson is the place to go to find the most virulent crackers in the country.

by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023