Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro November 14, 2008

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

come in handy

when something could be useful

a hammer right now would come in handy!

by BrokenBrotato August 02, 2020

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend March 31, 2018

Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.

Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed

by Janena August 03, 2013

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 21, 2019

handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action

Patrick is such a handy hog

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019