tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!

Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!

by uglycarnie November 23, 2010

Golic's Hammer

1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.

2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.

When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.

by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017

Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation

1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.

by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022

Under The Hammer

To be sold (or to buy) at auction

That collection of baseball cards is going under the hammer.

I bought that car under the hammer.

by dickclarkfan1 December 14, 2008

Sludge Hammer

Urban variable of "Sledge Hammer".

"hit upside da head wit a muh fuckin sludge hammer!"

by 540 shorty May 3, 2010

Scoop and Hammer

The action of ordering an alcoholic drink at the bar rail. Then once the drink is received you reach into the cup/glass with your fingers, scoop out the ice, throw it over your shoulder, and hammer the drink back.

This is usually an action done by people who are already drunk, or people who want to get drunk quickly.

Tony was scoop and hammering last night, until the bouncer kicked him out for being too drunk.

by Vick Nilla August 18, 2009

MC Hammer

A rapper of the early 90's who became really successful. But having his idea of a "plan" as he called it he spent all his money on stuff he did not need. In other words he thought he could make money but his life style could not be covered by his music so he went bankrupt. MC Hammer can often be seen in the Central Valley of Cali "Thats northern cali" do to the fact he now lives in a small one bed room house in Tracy. MC Hammer can also been seen in Modesto Cali time to time.

Having spent my days in Modesto I have seen MC Hammer a few times and met him 5 times. Among other things George Lucus "Maker of Starwars and other films" can be found going to Modesto being he was born and rasied here. Being his parents still live in the area.

by Woogy April 4, 2005