late night hindu train

Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.

Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.

B was wasted again last night and texted me the late night Hindu train!

by DrunkyMonkey November 7, 2014

Hindu Cut

The Sikh community, bound by religious tenets prohibiting hair cutting, observes a practice termed the "Hindu Cut," wherein a member, contrary to tradition, undergoes a haircut.

Harman got a Hindu Cut.

by ran10bolt December 31, 2023

hindu baptism

A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.

hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?

by syconic January 19, 2024

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 18, 2025

Hindu

A people where cows are worshipped and venerated, and hygiene and human etiquette is forbidden.

Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?

Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

Hindu Bro

A bro super into Hinduism. Apt to use "Bro" "Dude" "Swear" "Bars" unironically when talking about Moksha, Maya and Dharma amongst other Hindu concepts. Usually a finance / tech bro who has expanded their range, and will guilt you into going to Temple on the weekends.

While this archetype generally uses very fratty language, these guys are usually extremely well-read and will go verse for verse on the Vedas, Gita or any other core text of Hinduism.

Two Hindu Bros talking:
"Bro these girls are just consumed by Maya bro"
"Dude I know, what happened to the pursuit of Dharma bro"
"Swear"

"Yeah he talked about his personal journey towards Moksha for 3 hours"
"He's such a classic Hindu Bro"

by rockingrrocker February 18, 2025

Hindu Method

Method to win giveaways and dupe capes and bundis

I used the hindu method to dupe my minecraft capes

I won this giveaway using the hindu method

by Spuckism December 12, 2025