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by Gurtgub May 14, 2025
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Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.
Man 1: "See ts guy speeding to get to his destination? What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous."
Man 2: "I knew this was gonna happen, people need to stop gurting, ts so Kevin."
by tricxified May 12, 2025
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Doing something that is very smart but stupid at the same time.

Like going up to your crush for example because it's a smart move if it works but could also be a total L.
"Harry is Gurting to get the new girl"
by Randomlyslaying May 28, 2025
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Gurt: Am I relevant yet?
by guymcguyperson December 14, 2021
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When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
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funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other
by burti September 17, 2025
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Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.
friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!
by BambiBlade August 19, 2025
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