gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache May 09, 2018

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 05, 2024

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 05, 2024

Gurt

a girl who accidentally does anal

wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 17, 2024

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 17, 2024

Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

by Justin UrMom December 28, 2023

Gurt

To pour yogurt into an open wound

"Gurt that motherfucker!"

by bogosbinted113 September 30, 2022