gurning 

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

gurning by rooney425 June 29, 2008

gurming

What a star-struck person will do as they discover they're in the same room with a celebrity, whether they've actually a fan or not.

As soon as Kathy Lee Gifford entered the room, my boyfriend forgot who I was and gurmed all over her, even though he didn't know who she was until I pointed her out.

gurming by UrbnDog October 4, 2004

gurtin 

a horny midget who tends to be a gurtin who is hurtin for a squirtin. occasionally she can ride on rollercoasters, but not often.

That gurtin last night could stand up and give me a blow job.

gurtin by browntown6969 February 28, 2010

gunting 

gunting is the art of hunting for women with gunts in the wild and collecting their gunt butter to sell to midgets as a growth hormone this is a very dangerous occupation

"timmy lost an arm last week whilst gunting the flab from that gunt bitch tore it clean off"

gunting by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007

gerting 

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.

A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.

gerting by Jay Hey May 20, 2014

fish-gutting 

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

fish-gutting by Lthm July 25, 2006

cali-gurling 

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!

didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!

cali-gurling by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011