i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015

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gobese

An alternative adjective for gay fat. Descibes a gay man who would be considered healthy by most cultural norms, but in the gay community is considered to be drastically overweight. Situation can progress to become morbidly gobese.

As soon as his abs were no longer visible, Scott realized that he was officially gobese.

by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010

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Guessturbation

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.

Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.

by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013

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guestable

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.

ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."

by Ifulna April 24, 2014

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