grump

1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness

agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML"

boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"

by tfortso January 18, 2011

Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

by Dave July 14, 2003

Grumble cakes

A term used by Strongbad. They are in competition with "The Cheat Cakes". The slogan for The Cheat Cakes is "Only liars and cheaters eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat!"

"I could kill for some some delicious grumble cakes right about now"

by Brett Himself June 11, 2006

Grumpa

A grumpy grandpa. Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a grumps.

Grandpa is so grumpy that he's a Grumpa!

by Ggmama May 15, 2018

Grum

The spontaneous feeling you get when you suddenly feel pumped/hyped/excited and feel like you can do anything.

You know the feeling when you get it and it comes for no reason what so ever.

I was sitting around and then suddenly felt so grum and jumped up and down and hit things in a spantaneous moment of excitement

by Mr. A-Z September 15, 2007

Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

Gruftie

Another word for a goth, or a person who associates themselves with that lifestyle. The word "gruftie" is likely used most commonly (and perhaps exclusively) in parts of the UK.

That guy's a Gruftie. He listens to The Damned and Bauhaus.

by Elliott Spook October 24, 2008