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coax out a growler

To push out a turd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a shit. Usually when you think you have to go, but know that it's not going to go easy...accompanied by mild constipation.
"Why you so sweaty Ed, you don't work out?"
"I just spent half an hour trying to coax out a growler...bastard nearly killed me."

Double Hog Back Growler 

Pulling out the penis and the ball sack in plain view durnig the act of mooning

I gave Ed the Double Hog Back Growler at the golf tournament
Double Hog Back Growler by Kevin594 September 10, 2008

Hungry Growler 

A womans sexual organ (vagina) that has been neglected sexually and needs to be fed or at least pet.
The women at any bar on any given saturday night who has recently broke up with there boyfriend and has probably had too much to drink. This womans sexual organ can be reffered to as a hungry growler.
Hungry Growler by flats boy February 20, 2010

Bust a Growler 

To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.
Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.
Bust a Growler by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Hairy Growler 

A woman's, usually an older woman's vagina with an exceptionally large amount of pubic hair.
I was going to go down on her but she had a really hairy growler!
Hairy Growler by sukotsu December 19, 2010

droppin' a growler

The act of disposing of your bodily waste, in the form of feces. To take a shit.
Mg : "Yo D where ya been, dude?
Dh : " Man, i was droppin' a growler.
Mg : " Awright...Really."
droppin' a growler by wudupyo11 March 13, 2009