grocery rage

that feeling you get when you are at the grocery store and you can't fucking find what you need on your list so you end up roaming the whole fucking store trying to find shit, thus taking up an obscene amount of time that you could have been doing something else.

Bystander #1: What's wrong with that chick down in aisle seven?

Bystander #2: I don't know, she looks super pissed. She's probably having grocery rage.

Bystander #1: Oh, that poor soul.

by astridfrost November 9, 2011

unload the groceries

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006

Blow groceries

A term used for vomiting. "Groceries", is refering to the food that the person ate to make them sick.

Bill: Dude, where's your trash can? I'm about to blow groceries!
Jack: It's in the garage. And next time, try to not yell it all over the house! We have other guests, ya know.

by mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!!! July 5, 2008

grocery bag

when a poor man cant afford any condoms so he re-uses his old one.

"bitch settle down, im gettin this grocery bag all up in your shit"

by Tesss November 29, 2007

grocery store

A slang term for a girlfriend, fiance or wife

Hey did you see that?? That guy tried getting into my grocery store

by Canadian_Beef_24 August 17, 2009

grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.

"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."

by Mike D. March 25, 2005

Grocery Bag

A term generally used for black males that cant afford, ceartain nessessities (such as groceries) and when they look in the fridge they see nothing edible except(cocaine,Heroin, and other illegal drugs that they might sell)

Bobby: Hey vince im hungry do you have anything to eat ?

Vince: No man all i have is a nigger grocery bag.

by Tylospieleus March 30, 2010